fun convos

R (eyeing a bowl of peanut butter pretzels ): I think in going to eat them all. 

Me: I don't know if that's a good idea. I think your stomach might explode. 

R: Yeah, you better take cover under the table. 

Me: that sounds like a good idea. Can you please warn me so I know when to hide?

R: Yeah. I don't want my stomach to explode because then I would die. 

Me: I don't want you to die. I would be really sad. Who else would be really sad?

R: Daddy

Me: You're right, he would. Anybody else?

R: Miss G. She would be sad because she wouldn't have a helper anymore and she would have to do EVERYTHING for S all by herself.